Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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