have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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