For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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