i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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