Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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