ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
So apparently I’m into choking now
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