I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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