just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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