Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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