Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Alive.
So much puke
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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