hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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