You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Randomize
