I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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