So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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