Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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