the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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