If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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