You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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