The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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