would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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