we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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