I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
