hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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