I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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