I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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