Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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