if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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