Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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