dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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