can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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