Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
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