This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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