Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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