why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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