Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
