Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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