My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
She even gives head with a lisp.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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