i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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