y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Randomize