Do you still have your period?
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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