I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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