So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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