That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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