: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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