Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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