Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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