your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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