I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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