love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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