I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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