Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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