I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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