But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You may now shotgun with the bride
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I see more hoeing in ur future
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